#214 - 2012-04-16

Management is an elegant method of achieving centralised failure.

#653 - 2015-11-23

James: Ahh I love Portsmouth... but I couldn't live here again Evie: A bit like your mother I guess... Evie: Good for visits, but you wouldn't want to be in her again

#28 - 2009-07-11

21:56 * Mike moos at neil 21:57 * norby89 poos on Mike 21:57 * Talidan rubs oil on norby89 21:58 * Mike pushes norby89 down a luge track 21:59 <%norby89> wiiiiiiiiiiii

#111 - 2010-06-08
// I found this in code that has been shipped for the last 5 years. 
// It is executed every time anyone runs a report (20+ times a day)

if (true && "".Length > 0) {
// Do something
}

// Not to be outdone:

if (true && "B06".Length == 0) {
// Do something else
}					
#438 - 2014-02-15

We are a company with a mixed ability group of employees.

#634 - 2015-09-18

Simon: I'm 45 years old Simon: But I chose to think of it like 9x 5 year olds all rolled into one :)

#584 - 2015-03-25

Ash: I've got a 05:30 spin class! Andrew: I like my 05:30 planking class... on memory foam.

#15 - 2009-05-31

Toby: Sup Dawg neil: hey hey * Toby immediately visualises Neil as Crusty the clown Toby: hey hey!

#239 - 2012-06-04

samrad: No Mr Bond, I expect you to, oh shit, what does subprocess deathray2.6.12 returned an error mean?

#487 - 2014-05-09

Karl: I've got a phone hands-free cradle, I just need the car to go around it

#571 - 2015-02-18

I have avoided working with Ant so for because, frankly, if I am ever forced to use it I probably /will/ buy a plane ticket, fly to the US and stab James Gosling in the head with a spoon while screaming.

#578 - 2015-03-13

A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina.

#220 - 2012-04-26

Martin: You can tell you're middle class when your child's second word is "Brioche".

#405 - 2014-01-15

rdo: jread++ isabot: jread now has 5 karma rdo: jread++ rdo: jread++ rdo: clever boy rdo: rdo++ isabot: rdo: You cannot change karma on yourself.

#132 - 2010-06-29

(Reported by DaveM in build 5508 at 9:04 on 29/06/2010): Dev issue Rodents folder is misleading REPRO STEPS: 1. Open TP folder in TP project 2. Navigate to Source Files Dialogs

RESULTS: There is a Rodents Folder with a sub Folder of Pink Ferret

NOTES: A ferret is not a rodent, neither is a Pole Cat come up with a more suitable and accurate folder name.

SOLUTION: Discuss!



**** Sent to Development by davem - 9:04 29 Jun 2010 **** Assigned to Developer lucienc by davem - 9:04 29 Jun 2010