#327 - 2013-03-01

jread: christ: Oh man. You're working with Microsoft SCCM. jread: christ: I will find someone to pray for you. jread: christ: Oh wait! Found someone! jread: christ: <<< jread: xD christ: har har

#627 - 2015-08-28

Eddie Izzard: If you've never seen an elephant skiing, then you've never been on acid!

#101 - 2010-05-25

dm: I'm really looking forward to operation filthy weasel.

#548 - 2015-01-01

M: I don't wear a bra. I'm of the age where I can just tuck them into my socks now.

#4 - 2009-03-07

neil: thats a nice idea neil: not quite where I was going with it :P Toby: *shrugs* think outside the box man... totally Toby: bodacious Toby: and so forth

#80 - 2010-04-06

xcon: You learn these things then sell the information back to the unterpeons.

#501 - 2014-06-24

Ally: I'm stuck between a rock and a lazy place

#37 - 2009-10-14

22:35 -!- Brophy [brophy@bastage.net] has quit [Quit: Ah, IRC, where men are men, women are men, and 14-year old girls are FBI agents]

#235 - 2012-05-23

2 NoSQL DBs went into a bar, but left because they couldn't find a table.

Unknown Source, found here: http://twitter.com/pjgrenyer/status/198368036162510849

#536 - 2014-12-03

MikeW: I just had to instruct the cashier in Lidl how to count to 2... #WhatDoWeWant #HumanSterilisation #WhenDoWeWantIt #Now

#55 - 2010-01-25

neil: If I remember correctly, you're driving tomorrow? becky: Yes. & in a break with tradition my car is clean! neil: Crickey, I'll miss the dust and crumbs :)

#298 - 2012-11-15

Yeah, he was the sort of employee where we had farewell drinks, after he actually left.

#65 - 2010-02-15

Conquistadore: http://somequotes.neilpwc.co.uk/?59 Conquistadore: <Andreas> .snow { display: none; } would pwn Conquistadore: lolol Conquistadore: it would suck :( neil: He's from Norway, it's near permanent up there Conquistadore: .snow { padding: 200px } Conquistadore: would do neil: hah

#26 - 2009-06-30

Andreas: my list of desstructive concepts in the world Andreas: ranking 5th: nuklear bombs Andreas: ranking 4th: supernovas Andreas: ranking 3rd: the big bang Andreas: ranking 2nd: humans Andreas: ranking 1st: runaway </div>s Neil: I dread to think what you've done with </div> tags which makes them rank that highly Andreas: i code like i eat Andreas: only half of it goes where it should Neil: lmao Andreas: if only it was a joke Neil: I know :p Andreas: i take pride in coding so badly that experience programmers go "wtf is that?!?" and crawl into a fedal position if I pastebin anything from my blog Andreas: some guy i know wanted ftp access to help me with a PHP problem (i know the guy). i dont remember the PW as its saved in filezilla, but even if i did i wouldnt have given it to him from fear of giving him a stroke Neil: What's worrying, is you are probably accurate with those comments Andreas: at least more accurate than with my food and div tags

#513 - 2014-08-01

Sometimes it is better to keep your mouth closed and look stupid, rather than open your mouth and confirm it.