#753 - 2018-01-31

anon: I don't know what's more worrying - that the women's bathroom smells like tinned meatballs... anon: ...or that that's making me hungry

#678 - 2016-08-08

Daniel Messer: he uses      python like all grown-ups Daniel Messer: oh sorry, syntax error because of wrong amount of tab intends

#671 - 2016-07-21

James: Literally every time I setup a firewall rule with Masquerade rules, I sing in my head "Masqueradeeee, laa la laaa laa la la laaa laaa"

#670 - 2016-05-20

Pat: James, if you don't take advantage of your position at the top of the food chain, you're gonna lose it!

#669 - 2016-03-10

Pat: hello, what Operating systems does your software support? Jane: Its written in Unicode.

#668 - 2016-02-26

James: That reminds me to buy you a fake taranchela and put it in your big green bag, lol ;) Evie: ... James: You'll not know when, but one day when you put your hand in there.... Evie: Do it and I'll use your red hat as a bidet

#667 - 2016-02-17

James: I've got the house, it's all confirmed, March 11th! Andrea: Congratulations! Andrea: Welcome to the club; years of servitude to the banks! But now you can paint the walls in bright purple if you like :D

#664 - 2016-01-30

* from bed on the weekend

Evie: What time is it? James: It's 10:00 in the morning! Evie: That's practically the middle of the night! Why are you punishing me?!

#663 - 2016-01-27

Colleague: This isn't blackmail. It's credit control. There is a difference.

#662 - 2016-01-14

Evie: My idea of romance is you putting the toilet seat down!

#661 - 2016-01-14

I wish you a wonderful new year filled with abundance, joy, and treasured moments.

#660 - 2016-01-13

Maybe you could be even more subtle, invite them to a meeting in Twatt....


#659 - 2015-12-28

Evie: Don't make me try and figure out google excel D: Evie: I haven't even figured out excel-excel

#658 - 2015-12-08

Steve: Do you know how to check cookies? Mark: *sends a picture of choc chip cookies* Mark: They seem okay Steve: Send them over for inspection Mark: not sure what protocol to encapsulate them in Steve: Jiffybag over Royal Mail Steve: Predigestion, of course Mark: damnit

#657 - 2015-12-01

Tom: I love coming into the office in the morning! Tom: It's the 8 hour wait before I can go home again that pisses me off!